So pubguy shows up...

[NES]

wearing a bright red hawaiin shirt with a deck of cards spread across the right breast. Dude looked like a mix between Jimmy Swaggart and PO69(minus about 85% of the fat rolls). He is probably soaking in a bathtub full of bleach right now trying to get clean, I can only imagine where VD ended up taking the poor guy lastnite.

 

[Jack Herer]

It might be a Texas thing... funny talking motherfuckers.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Definitely a Texas hillbilly....

 

[PBR]

I'm just glad he finally got a ride from the airport to see you guys.

 

[Jack Herer]

LOL. He should post a pic of his shirt. Classic.

 

[PBR]

LOL. He should post a pic of his shirt. Classic.

Jack, is it true that you and Rupert were the welcoming committee?

 

[PBR]

I guess none of you bastards told pubguy not to drink the water, huh?

 

[pubguy]

I should have known better than to try to show you guys some style. hno:

 

[1cheater]

I guess none of you bastards told pubguy not to drink the water, huh?

Looks like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

 

[MikeB]

Pubguy, please tell me that you did not go to CR and embarrass yourself.##)

 

[pubguy]

Pubguy, please tell me that you did not go to CR and embarrass yourself.##)

I think these guys have been here so long they have forgotten what a Texas high roller with style looks like. j/k. I pretty much embarrassed myself. :lol:

 

[NES]

He tried to embarrass himself but the truth was that he looked so natural in that shirt that I was afraid to make fun of him. Besides he might as well have been wearing some camo as he blended right in with about 99% of the TOT regulars so nobody thought anything of it.

 

[Inactiongirl]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[NES]

I would be suprised if VD didnt already trade him a BJ for that shirt, not personally but paid someone else to do it for him.

 

[PBR]

This thread is useless without pics.

What the hell do you call my three contributions, woman?

 

[NES]

apparently she has you blocked sir

 

[PBR]

apparently she has you blocked sir

Apparently so...it's quite humbling.

 

[NES]

as if getting dumped for having a small penis by your e-girlfriend wasnt humbling enough.

 

[PBR]

as if getting dumped for having a small penis by your e-girlfriend wasnt humbling enough.

Indeed...you've been inadequate and humiliated your entire life Nes. How do you cope? This is all so new to me, and I could use some sage advice.

 

[NES]

I usually apply medicinal herbs to my head and heart wounds, if that doesnt work you could always try to uncoil it, that ended up resolving all manhood issues that I had.